This is so goddamned depressing. We have a large Islamic community in my city, and lately I’ve been trying to give every person who wears hijab an extra large smile when I pass them. It’s probably silly, but it’s one of the only things I feel that I can do (besides donating to the Dems).

It’s not true mental illness (and being mentally ill doesn’t mean you want to shoot people, such a bullshit scapegoat) but there’s really something... off about these anti-government, live off the grid types. I am completely unsurprised by all of this information. Nothing good ever comes from strange white men who…

Bunch of morons all over the place. The school system taught us all about slavery, took us to plantations, had us read books about it, etc. I’m about as aware of what happened back then as any living person could be and how awful it was. I check back hours later and people are acting like I fancy myself a slave owner.…

Replace all cars with guns, for liberty!

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

There’s something like 5 guns per capita in Texas. So where were all the “good guys with guns”?!?!

You got your own Kinja stalker! How cute.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

If I walk into a bar and I see anybody with a firearm and a drink, I leave. Guys like this are the reason for that policy.

I was just wondering where the turgid presence of Milton Berle’s Cock was. A story about guns just isn’t the same without it.

good thing the police caught them all both

You’re a nobody if you don’t have enemies. Keep up the good fight.

Looks like someone never got the memo that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I figured as much.. seen enough of your posts to know you’re not a dick. Thanks for the confirmation. :)

Yeah, that was weird. I wasn’t offended and I doubt most people were, most of the stuff he was saying was just really bizarre and kind of funny but obviously trolling. Someone was doing that for a while with other popular commenters (I’m pretty sure it was the same someone doing it to multiple people), but they were…

It was deleted along with the original offending comment and so far deep in the greys that no one else saw it. I communicate with trolls entirely in gif form now. It confuses them.

I was worried that maybe you’d developed a brain tumor. I’m (relatively) happy to hear that it’s apparently just a hemorrhoid.