I apologize for the behavior of my travelling copycat troll account. He is so desperate to be me that he copies my name and my avatar (and almost my @kinja name) and goes all over Gawker trying to pick fights. When in doubt, check to see how many followers this Milton has. Me, the original Milton, has over 400+. Fake…

I apologize for the behavior of my travelling copycat troll account. He is so desperate to be me that he copies my name and my avatar (and almost my @kinja name) and goes all over Gawker trying to pick fights. When in doubt, check to see how many followers this Milton has. Me, the original Milton, has over 400+. Fake…

FYI, the guy you are arguing with is a very clever troll account who mimics my my screen name, my avatar, and almost my kinja address for no other reason than to sew discourse. You’ll notice that my kinja is @david-carroll-jones and the impostor is @davidcarrolljones (no dashes.)

To verify which “Milton” you are…

FYI, the guy you are arguing with is a very clever troll account who mimics my my screen name, my avatar, and almost my kinja address for no other reason than to sew discourse. You’ll notice that my kinja is @david-carroll-jones and the impostor is @davidcarrolljones (no dashes.)

To verify which “Milton” you are…

FYI, the guy you are arguing with is a very clever troll account who mimics my my screen name, my avatar, and almost my kinja address for no other reason than to sew discourse. You’ll notice that my kinja is @david-carroll-jones and the impostor is @davidcarrolljones (no dashes.)

To verify which “Milton” you are…

Your honor,

My client only aided in his wife’s death. It’s not as if he got a blowjob from an intern. Please consider a sentence yelling at those goddam kids to get off his lawn.

Sincerely,
Kenneth “Gramps” Starr, Esq.

“....April 28, 2015, a petite Korean mother of one walked into the lobby of the #Yolo County Jail...”

FIXED

Is this lifehacker or lickhacker? Amirite?

Not even letters to Penthouse Forum?

(name and address withheld by request)

“19 Kids and Counting”

It depends on what you value more? People or viewership? Creating a hostile work environment is usually frowned upon (I'm not sure what the rules of law are for England, someone maybe can clarify.) Although that certainly never concerned FOX News re: O'Reilly v. Makris.

Money is a hell of an aphrodisiac.

If my namesake has street cred with Jezzie Lesbos, then all the better.

Average lesbo chicks with hot racks are alright by me! I can look at hot racks with the best of them (BTW, my guess is I'm older than you.)

Please tell me you're a hot chick, or just an average chick...


...or just a chick.

Well played.