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The best thing about this is ExtraExtra gets his ass handed to him and then he deletes the thread to save face....except I screen grabbed it for posterity.

Good night clingy ex-girlfriend.

You can't help yourself. The reason I never dismiss you is because I want people to see just how ridiculous you are.

My guess is I've shamed his ass enough for one night and he has crawled back under his stone until the next time I offend his delicate gun nut sensibilities.

Don't nurture what? One of my stalkers?

[kicks rocks] "You guys ruin all my fun!"

See, the best part about this is as follows: I never comment on your threads because I find you uninteresting. I respond to you in my threads because your rants keep moving it up higher on the page. For that I am grateful.

Keep posting. Pretty soon it will be the top comment.

Kisses.

Yet you keep coming back to comment to my thread because your gun nut ego can't take it. For someone that professes to hate everything I stand for, you spend an inordinate amount of time saying that you couldn't care less about my threads....in my threads!

Face it. I own you. Since day 1.

I love the fact that you despise my greatness to the point that you have to follow me around and announce to the world how much you hate that I own you.

I think that makes you the "fucking idiot."

Everyone cares, that's what pisses you off. You call the people that like my stuff, what was it? "Syncophants."

Yet you keep posting to my threads. You are like some clingy girlfriend I can't get rid of.

Maybe I'll screen cap everything you dismiss so everyone can see what a whiny bitch you are.

Kisses

But you crave my validation. That's why you follow me around like a lost puppy.

You're just angry that I am way more popular than you.

There is an old adage in comedy writing: "If you have to explain the joke, it isn't that funny'"

Good job gun nut.

I'm not even sure what your butthurt gun nut word salad means here. You're even less coherent than you normally are.

Oh, no need to apologize. Well played!

Sick burn!

Oh fucking hell.....

Really? Because I'm fairly certain most colleges have a code of conduct vaguely worded just for that reason.

Even if all these women were somehow "mistaken," you would hope that Columbia would think that this guy is, at the minimum, a shitty individual who has questionable behavior around women, and maybe isn't somebody they want on their campus.