Do you work at the same Federal site as me? (just inside the beltway, in Montgomery county) Cause that happened to me for a few days.

Excuse me, Miss. You have a wang on your head.

Oh man. Where I work there was a bear on campus. We spent all day obsessed with the @NIH_Bear.

I think I sprained an occular muscle. My eyes rolled all the way back up into my head.

I think people move to the cities for the jobs. I live in the DC suburbs of Maryland, and everyone is from somewhere else. So it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of people would rather move back to wherever they're from. I'm very happy in Maryland, though.

The Catholic League? Isn't that just one wingnut with a email list?

I went to UNC and stormed the court in '92 for the "Bloody Montross" game. So I say STORM ON!

My family moved to Seattle the same year, 1980. For us it was the summer after the volcano blew. I left town for college and haven't lived there since. But my folks are still there so I go back all the time. God I love Seattle.

I first read the title as Kim was being Photoshopped by Vogue right now. So, yeah.

Yeah I don't think spoilers are that big a deal either. And the thing is, she's a year behind. You can't reasonably expect people to not talk about things if you're a year behind. If you're a few days or a week behind on your DVR, ok, but a year?

I was thinking a football. By maybe that's just because I'm a dude and it's playoff season.

Garbage bowl is a thing? My wife has been doing it forever, so I just do what she does.

To stand up for the dudes, my wife leaves dishes in the sink. I'd say I load the dishwasher as much or more than she does.

I'm glad he's making music, but I think he's still not playing drums. It sounds like his drumming days are over.

Come to think of it, I'm from Seattle, and I call everyone Dude.

I call everybody Dude. Much easier than trying to remember names.

There you go again with your mutt shaming.

We moved to Maryland from Texas and couldn't be happier.

Yup. See also Political Action Committees, Sarah Palin, Grifters.