I’d like to think the conversation went something like this:

Right. Reminds me of the medical school joke: “What do you call women who use the rhythm method?

My boyfriend pulled out one time. Our son is 36.

Thank you. I’m not the biggest Biden fan, but it pisses me off that people are saying he is in some kind of mental decline (just like Hillary). The man has struggled with stuttering his whole life. He often uses sentence abandonment to avoid stuttering which sounds off to us, but is common to those who stutter (like…

Biden is absolutely fine.

The most important, urgent part of the post-Trump president is not going to be sweeping policy changes. It’s going to be righting the ship. Top of the list is repopulating the federal bureaucracy (particularly the State Department), reestablishing ties with NATO and other US allies, tearing up Stephen Miller’s…

Bernie wins twitter primary everytime. Social media organizing does squat and African Americans truly only get behind people that they know unless it’s a once in a lifetime candidate like Obama is what I learned. And African Americans vote every single time. They show up. If you saw the clip of the two Biden voters…

If Obama suggested a change to this new color scheme, Republicans would be saying the colors had some Muslim significance.

As a democrat. Yes I would. That’s the difference. We actually give a shit about what the president does regardless of party.

Since you’re struggling, I’ll make it simple for you.

I’m surprised he went with a white-red-blue scheme instead of:

Actually, the entirety of the next President’s first term will probably be eaten up with undoing all the stupid shit. Some of it will take decades.

Oh God. It’s like that scene from Raiders.

its just paint. planes get repainted all the time.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Not as done as I am with the corpse fuckers Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment. Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment will be spending Halloween digging up your relatives and molesting their remains. Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment are avowed necrophiliacs.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

The last time a person from Los Angeles choked that hard by giving up dongs, David Carradine was found dead in his hotel room.

What a fucking comeback. I’m honestly in disbelief they managed to pull it off. Let’s fucking go Nationals!!!