Want to learn to drive stick? Try a Mazda MIATA.

What are you smoking? Literally every single manufacturer deals with these issues during the first year of production.

Are you making this up?

I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.

I’m sure it’ll debut on the 2020 Mazda Cocktease with the LOL liter Trollactiv engine.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

what is a tirE INFILTRATOR?

I like big wings and I cannot lie

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

Those wheels are incredibly unfortunate looking....

I agree, practical jokes are one thing.

When I think of “hazing the new guy”, I think of harmless practical jokes. Trying to convince him to go ask the parts store for something stupid like a muffler bearing, moving things while he’s not looking, stupid little things like that.

Surprised this didn’t happen in Florida.

The good thing with an Alfa is that you won’t have to endure it for 290K miles.

joke?

It’s a sweet Lambo.

WTF are you talking about? What Democrat?

Are you really going to try to lay this at the feet of Obama? Check some of the dates in this story, which I doubt you even bothered to read.

On tonight’s program: a lawyer sits in a chair, a man yells about a wall, and we have to find a new test track

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.