MF please...

There definitely is a lack of porters, ambers, black lagers and browns at a lot of bars.

OK, I’ll admit -- halfway through the story, I was expecting the waitress to service you more intimately than one would typically receive at a restaurant (unless you’re Tiger Woods or Rick Pitino). But free tix to a strip club is also nice....

“UPS doesn’t want people blowing red lights and speeding through school zones in big brown vans that say UPS on the side.”

Lol you haven’t met many Aston/ Lamborghini/ Ferrari owners have you? #5 is true MAYBE 30% of the time. 

Maybe you should have your Valium and three or four beers then worry less about what other people eat.

Audi and BMW still boast the largest number of assholes and pricks by volume.

Sadly, it seems the ratio of price to power is directly connected to the douchebag level of the owner. That’s why Mustangs, Camaros and Challengers attract the worst crowd at car shows - it’s the most horsepower for the dollar. Same deal with Tesla - while they’re pricey, they’re still half the cost of anything else…

One that ends abruptly.

^^^this.

TBH, that looks worse. 

Outside: Beautiful

Chevy made a Lexus RX and called it a Blazer.

“Shut up hater. *vape* You don’t fucking know what you’re fucking talking about. *vape* The GT86 is about balance, brah. *vape* If you add more power, it fucks up that balance. *vape* I’m GLAD Toyota didn’t give it more power, because it’s so perfectly balanced. *vape* It’s perfect in every way, which is why i…

I actually do go up to every diner in any establishment I eat at to tell them if they’re being assholes and what they can do to be better.

I would have thought he would have been charged with a second degree somerassault.

Cause it would cost them a lot of money.

The confusing stereo is a real issue when you need to look at it to control important functions in the vehicle. Also, the Edmunds long term road test has some more interesting insights. Their radio kept turning up to full volume without warning. That seems like it would be enough to distract the driver and create a…

Fake news!