1/8: 3.9 secs, Top Speed: 221, Engine Displacement: 405

Ahh, the good old days.

According to my serving experience (and this may be regional), IPAs are on the way out and sour beers are the next big thing, like gose and lambics.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale isn’t an IPA. It’s a pale ale.

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

Let me be clear about this: an email is not a contract. While putting the price in writing puts some level of obligation on the part of the dealership, they are not legally required to honor that quote once you arrive.

HMAS Toowoomba

Excuse me sir, the cunt community doesn’t wish to be associated with the Trump Shit Show.

This guy is such a cunt.

Where did you see the word “Tesla” anywhere in that post?

Player 2 has entered the game

I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.

4.

As the manager of a Ford dealership, I will give the first 50 Bronco buyers a a free case of apple juice. You know, because OJ will kill ya. Hahaha... thanks, I’ll show myself out.

Looks like the Lexus grille wearing a bicycle helmet.

Looks like a modernized Crossfire.

Donald Trump, wrong about something you say?

...Who actually confused that for anything but a monthly figure?

Thank you! I get irked by the comments that always follow posts like this. Do the IT savvy truly think they’re the only people who get hit up for free professional services in social settings. Let me educate you:

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.