Oh did that woman just totally call the religious right out on their bullshit?

do you know what would make this sad solo masturbatory experience even better?

"Whenever you politicize something, you contaminate it."

Can you get them from binders?

Okay, so...

I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.

I don't see you coming up with a shitty idea that makes a billion dollars.

When I went to Florida for work, my boss sent me an e-mail with a link to @FloridaMan on Twitter. It was...illuminating.

I bought this book for my mom in 1994. Cats have apparently been painting for a long long time.

That's just uncalled for.

I don't know how to religion, but didn't god make her boobs?

Best In Show. You should probably clear your schedule and watch it tonight. Or right now. Whatever comes first.

"...start celebrating people who are a result of hard work, dedication and discipline."