I don't think the conversation would be different at all, if the conversation is about what sugarhill and SimplyResistible pointed out.

however much anger women have towards the patriarchal injustices committed by adult men, and however well-deserved that anger may be, allowing this stuff to go on has serious negative…

okay but what does "American" mean on that chart? is there an "American" race now?

this is why the heaviest metal comes from places close to the poles.

listen, I hate to be the judgmental type, but if you are a woman, and you are allowing yourself to get railed by a brobag wearing his baseball cap backwards broadcasting via PS4 no less, reevaluate your life right.fucking.now.

this is what I imagine the people in Jack Vance's The Dying Earth stories dress like.

I think any hat that Johnny Depp wears will have a big asshole in it.

I mean...if you're not awkward having weird porn sex in front of a camera at age 18, I imagine that either a) you have an extremely fucked up history or b) you are the most charismatic motherfucker alive.

I have a sudden craving for graham crackers

I was really enjoying this list until the LotR section. the damn "EAGLES LOL" argument doesn't hold water and yet people keep trying to fill it up with water.

I hope that:
1) she actually follows up on i) her intellectual potential, which is greater than mine ever was, and ii) her aspirations, which are noble.
2) the world will actually take this kid seriously.

are voluminous hats like this a Thing now? I like it, because I like having things to laugh at.

I'll see your Jets video and raise you one Whitney video.

this article only has ~3,600 views, while the "nightmare celebrity" article has over 30,000.

we are displeased.

There's a difference between dressing in a way that makes you feel great and attractive and being overtly sexy on a daily basis because you like men's attention and that, in turn, makes your kids uncomfortable.

have you ever seen the movie Transsiberian?

it makes your joke terrifying. :(

my most liked status update was about nachos.

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it absolutely is.