John Goodman is..."The MRA"

+1 because Joe.

" A concealed truth, that's all a lie is. Either by omission or commission we never do more than obscure. The truth stays in the undergrowth, waiting to be discovered"

If there was prison for animals then this would be it. Is it wrong that i love this gif?

This gif has made my Monday. Perfection.

This is going to impact my dreams...I can feel it.

This is simultaneously the worst and the best thing I've seen in a long while. I can't stop watching it. Poor kitty.

Hat trick!

So, it has symptoms that are indistinguishable from just "stress"? A thing that 30+ people with 30+ people responsibilities and concerns tend to have?

Its okay, you can hang out in your mansions, rich folks, we will meet you there.

"As James Deen's cock rears his head and comes into the air space of America, where– where does it go? It's My Femininity. It's just right over the border."

"Rich people horribly confused by 'punk'-themed Met Ball."

Anytime a bad thing happens to Tucker Max a mosquito loses its wings.

I first interpreted this as "My Man Body Odor" like manly smell... lol :P

Anecdote: I eat carbs but am not obese. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

PREDICTION: Sorority Girl will get a book deal, and the book will be called LEAN THE FUCK IN BEFORE I CUNT PUNT YOU.

Awesome.

Ohio, Ima let you finish, but Tennessee had the best gateway sexual activity of all time with hand-holding...

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