"Amanda Bynes" so good.

male emotional pain is funny though.

there aren't even words

I think it's about butts. could be wrong.

thanks! I just recently learned how to meme-ify an image in GIMP and I've been taking every chance to use this new superpower for good.

"if he sends me ONE MORE ascii penis I will cut a bitch"

it's not petty, though. the state of the ATF is pretty dismal and that has serious nationwide consequences.

you really just can't go wrong with Alison Brie.

aaaargh I haven't seen it yet! hopefully Trudy gives Pete what-for!

really, Roots Bistro? really?

at what age did you Jezzies actually start to appreciate alcohol as something more than a molecule useful for frying your brain into next week?

How would isolating a gene make "their efforts" exponentially more effective? You seem to be acting as though there's only one way to use a gene in research.

People are patenting the rights for genetic testing of genes, not the genes themselves.

fun tangent: the BRCA-2 gene is actually owned by the company Myriad Genetics under U.S. patent law, allowing them to control all research, diagnostics and therapy relating to the gene and its expressions.

welcome to the future!

as silly as the GQ article is, I am immensely entertained by these back-to-back sentences, which completely cancel each other out:

something like this?

What about having sex with other attractive, barely-dressed music lovers who are just as high as you are?

come hither, ye old and ye learned; gaze upon me and my kind, and know despair.

If you're mixing your boozes: Godspeed.