day after: eat only grilled cheese, drink only gatorade.

I definitely say cutoffs..."jorts" to me are cut and hemmed by the manufacturer and marketed as such.

I'm okay with the crush from behind, as long as I've got the rail in front, especially for louder mosh-y acts. it's the folks who will actually try to shove me and my friends aside cause they couldn't be bothered to save themselves a spot who receive the Bert stare:

I've been to Bonnaroo for the past several years and I'm the "wait around to get a great spot for that band I really like" type. we do not appreciate the pushy folks who show up just before the band goes on and try to force their way to the rail.

also, not as many millennials on coke at Bonnaroo.

+1

so it's really just a matter of finding the person who's right for your chin.

I have a number of male friends who have copped to wearing beards just because they feel their chin (and other facial features) are inadequate...sharing this with them, for sure!

looks like it's photoshopped. maybe it's time for Jezebel to step up its merch game?

"He kept saying I wouldn't, so I said, 'watch me.' It was just a joke."

he said that exact phrase so many times in one sentence, it almost felt like a sort of psychic attrition—"if I say this enough times you WILL believe it!"

I imagine his diary is sort of like this: wakes up in his authentic mountain lodge home, has an authentic mountain lodge breakfast, kisses his authentic mountain…

I've always hoped I'm not the only one who wastes an exorbitant amount of time on GoT extras such as this. my favorite so far has to be this panel (you know, whenever you just have an hour and a half to kill):

don't mind me, just gonna plug away until I figure out this image upload nonsense...

ETA: figured it out! too bad kinja won't let us delete our own comments...

(insert caption here)

yeah, the results seem to really say "this is the penis I prefer to look at, while it's flaccid."

not quite as relevant as "this is the penis I prefer to have in my vagina while it (the penis) is erect."

waiting for the day when schools institute a dedicated class period for "how to not be shitty towards other humans".

“It’s about kids facing their biggest fears, that’s about all I can tell you,”

I think Brad Paisley just made the short list of "first against the wall" in the inevitable #YOLOcaust.

ladies, please wear red lipstick because us guys like to look at it. but don't get it on us because ewwwwww gross!

"a voice for men" because men have no voice in today's world...

photographs of paintings are a great example, but the test of originality encompasses a lot more than that. it basically boils down to the degree of personal expression that the photographer brings to the image (which admittedly doesn't have to be very much) and those aspects of expression are copyrightable, while the…