at what age did you Jezzies actually start to appreciate alcohol as something more than a molecule useful for frying your brain into next week?

How would isolating a gene make "their efforts" exponentially more effective? You seem to be acting as though there's only one way to use a gene in research.

People are patenting the rights for genetic testing of genes, not the genes themselves.

fun tangent: the BRCA-2 gene is actually owned by the company Myriad Genetics under U.S. patent law, allowing them to control all research, diagnostics and therapy relating to the gene and its expressions.

welcome to the future!

as silly as the GQ article is, I am immensely entertained by these back-to-back sentences, which completely cancel each other out:

something like this?

What about having sex with other attractive, barely-dressed music lovers who are just as high as you are?

come hither, ye old and ye learned; gaze upon me and my kind, and know despair.

If you're mixing your boozes: Godspeed.

day after: eat only grilled cheese, drink only gatorade.

we're gonna need a lot more Mentos...

I definitely say cutoffs..."jorts" to me are cut and hemmed by the manufacturer and marketed as such.

I'm okay with the crush from behind, as long as I've got the rail in front, especially for louder mosh-y acts. it's the folks who will actually try to shove me and my friends aside cause they couldn't be bothered to save themselves a spot who receive the Bert stare:

I've been to Bonnaroo for the past several years and I'm the "wait around to get a great spot for that band I really like" type. we do not appreciate the pushy folks who show up just before the band goes on and try to force their way to the rail.

also, not as many millennials on coke at Bonnaroo.

+1

the Batman...it's so perfect...

so it's really just a matter of finding the person who's right for your chin.

I have a number of male friends who have copped to wearing beards just because they feel their chin (and other facial features) are inadequate...sharing this with them, for sure!

looks like it's photoshopped. maybe it's time for Jezebel to step up its merch game?

"He kept saying I wouldn't, so I said, 'watch me.' It was just a joke."