Really.

Uh, are you sure density matters for things that are sold by weight? Don’t confuse the issue with how you measure things in the kitchen.

Coinstar DOESN’T take a cut if you get a gift card/voucher. I would presume Amazon or whatever retailer offers the gift card/voucher is paying Coinstar for the privilege.

Holy crap does it need a way to mark an email as unread!

$30 for two pairs of socks? Do they let me jump higher or run faster?

$30 for two pairs of socks? Do they let me jump higher or run faster?

No article? Audio only? Pass.

Yes. The headline is absolutely untrue, too. Calories are not bad. Fat is not bad. These are things that our body needs, albeit in moderation. And the fact is that a muffin usually provides other nutrients that your body needs, while a donut usually does not.

And don’t forget that in addition to toes and fingers, baby boys have a more sensitive appendage that you should check. I felt sooo bad when I found one of my wife’s hairs wrapped around my baby’s most sensitive part. Definitely be aware of this!

Set the dimensions to 851 x 315 and you can make a cool Facebook cover photo, too.

Cheez Whiz and American slices are not actually cheese. It’s debatable whether or not they’re even food.

There’s no requirement that you used this feature to become a member of the class in this class action lawsuit.

Not sure what you count as “normal,” but I’m 6' and my knees are often crushed if I don’t notice the person in front of me reclining. I’m able to adjust and straighten my legs under their seat to avoid that, but their reclining absolutely impacts the legroom of the person behind them.

And I would have got away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

You should talk to your therapist about that.

Ugh. Too many factual inaccuracies.

Garlic pepper from a grinder!

You should have taken a shower and lingered. Hot water melts stress.

Good knives don’t usually have serrations unless they’re intended for fairly hard utility. Serrations increase the ability to “cut” when a sharp blade just doesn’t cut it (pun intended). You see serrations in restaurants because the knives will saw through steaks even though the knife isn’t sharp. A decent sharp steak…

Good knives don’t usually have serrations unless they’re intended for fairly hard utility. Serrations increase the…

Hmmm... Not sure your taste can be trusted if you’re putting cheap amaretto in your coffee. Maybe the chiles burnt your taste buds off?

You absolutely have to use mayo to seal the bread first. Any layer of fat will work, but mayo holds up the best in the most conditions (won’t melt in heat like butter) and has the best taste (like bread, it’s a fairly common/neutral sandwich flavor). Once you have a light coat of mayo, the pico won’t soggify your…