I've often wondered if it wasn't for Brad leaving her for Angelina, Jennifer would simply be a vague memory.

WHAT? I didn't know that. Thanks for passing on the bummer.

When we live in a world where most humans, not just the uber rich (though they're obviously the most visible examples), fail to display the most basic level of rudimentary self-awareness, it's applause worthy. Period.

"She's got nannies and whatnot.|

Here is the source of the Angelina quote. It had nothing to do with the Chirline McCray or Goopy Paltrow for that matter. The media just loves to pit Angelina against other women.

Here is the source of the Angelina quote. It had nothing to do with the Chirline McCray or Goopy Paltrow for that matter. The media just loves to pit Angelina against other women.

She's got a very expensive publicist named Stephen Huvane. His job is to keep her face in the tabloids and he's worth double whatever she's paying him. If it wasn't for him she would have vanished into the oblivion she belongs in ten years ago.

Hush, now. We're at the concert. Shh.

I'm convinced she has a publicist who keeps her on the cover of these tabloids.

It's A Miracle She Found Someone Who Puts Up With Her

*snicker* Why u mad?

is it telling that the only Reese Witherspoon stories I hear now all involve the word "drunken"?

Ha! This was me:

No, it's never going to stop. Good money says that 20 years from now we'll still be reading articles about how she's hired a surrogate, or is plotting to kidnap one of Angelina's grandchildren.

THAT OSCAR-WINNING PRODUCER ALSO HOT "OLD" DUDE DID NOT MISS ONE SYNCOPATED EIGHTH NOTE SHAKIN' THAT TAMBOURINE AND ALL THE OTHER STUFF HE'S PACKIN' NOT ONE. ALSO BRUNO MARS.

Why does Hollywood not consider Botox and fillers plastic surgery? Just because it does not require general anesthesia does not mean it is not the medical alteration of the face. It seems that if you need a physician to apply it, then it is plastic surgery.

Seriously, will feminists also stop policing my body? If I decide to age ungracefully, with a face full of fillers and botox, am I an embarrassment to my fellow feminists. I just wish all sides would stop appropriating women's bodies for their discursive agendas. Dude.

I don't see a man child here. I see an old dirty sock.

I used to work at Subway, and you seriously aren't allowed to do ANY substitutions. We literally have a formula for all the subs and if you put turkey on one where you're supposed to put ham, that could mean the sub didn't cost the same to make as it was supposed to, and the company could lose money from it. The only…

Did you just unironically use the words "Alpha" and "Beta" to describe men?