Actual experience 2020.  (Also, Tammy Duckworth 2020.)

“I got Ben Carson. I got Kanye West. That’s enough, right? That should keep the blacks happy. Great. Fantastic. COKE!”

You mean Kimmel didn’t just giggle and tousle his hair, and then sing a duet with Justin Timberlake? It’s almost like you can be entertaining AND hold people accountable. 

Trump himself said he loves the poorly educated. I wonder why he said that...

Julia Roberts radiates “get the fuck away from me” vibes, which is an aesthetic I actually deeply admire.

I’ve heard it said that what a successful challenger to Trump would need is a sense of humor, the ability to rile up 45* and the just some world class experience when it comes to trolling. Avenatti’s face is almost constantly a version of “You mad, bro?”

Wake up Mr. West. Your buddy Trump doesn’t give a shit about you or anyone else.

Indeed.  I think he’d be a great campaign manager and possibly COS, but please not CFPOTUS. Tammy Duckworth or Kamala Harris should hire him.

Avenatti is a troll guys. A very awesome lovable troll. He’s great at what he does (and truly seems passionate) but he adores the spotlight and attention. I think we’re all very aware of this, I’m clearly stating the obvious here. Either way the dude is effective and even white 45 loving women want to bone him so I…

Maybe he is trying to see if he can get 45 to do a Twitter rage and then strike out. 

You don't have to be rich by Hollywood standards to still be doing really fucking nicely.

You’re right though. Having fuck you money doesn’t mean you can buy Lamborghinis by the dozens. It just means that you can afford a lifestyle you’re comfortable with even if you don’t sell out. For most people, that doesn’t have to be a huge fortune at all. His family was kind of a hippy type even though his dad was…

For some odd reason and perhaps because MC worked mostly in California where there are more protections for child artists’ money, squandering money is the one mistake the father didn’t make. (He also didn’t mess with Kieran’s money though there was less of it). I read that Macaulay got about 20 million when he turned…

BUT YO, HE AIN’T MAD THO

A better response would have been no response, until a reporter asked her about it. Then she could have said “Ben Shapiro? I don’t know her.”

Every time.

Makes me laugh every time.

One quibble, Give me your fucking money is even funnier with the Law & Order SVU title screen and BUM BUM at the end

Is it too early for Grammy nominations?