As head of the Border Patrol, she plans on working to increase the number of women agents. “We want to get it up to at least 53%.”

This reminds me of Tories who claim they’re the real feminists because they’ve had two female PMs who were just as cruel, corrupt, and incompetent as the male ones.

Glad Miss Trunchbull found work after Crunchem Hall. Those kids are going to be eating a lot of cake.

She is 100% sucking his old, crusty cock.

My thought too.  The job market for her wasn’t what she thought it would be.

Perhaps there was something on her resume that made many of those NY firms disinclined from hiring her.

Yes but “you had to be there”

Public court filings are one thing. Official statements given to People magazine are quite another. One can also request that their court documents be sealed—if the Gossleins could do it, Brad & Angie can, too.

Possibly in the same interview, she also said something about how boring people who smoke weed all the time are. I don’t think it was super widely known what a stoner Pitt was at the time, and she didn’t say it in relation to him at all, but I had heard some radio interview with a celebrity pot dealer who named Pitt…

I almost ALWAYS (like, in every other case I can think of) think saying a mother is trying to keep the father away from the kids out of spite/possessiveness is a way of letting deadbeat dads off the hook AND vilifying women in one fell swoop, but honestly all evidence points this way with them. (Not to say that Brad…

Im so confused by Lindsay’s whole statement. Wasn’t she in a relationship where the guy was photographed attacking her after she threw his phone out of the car and then she bitched about how nobody reported on her being in an abusive relationship or wanted to help her? 

Eh, it's Lindsey Lohan.  I don't even want to think about what (and at what age) Dina taught her about sex as it relates to a career.

Honestly, it feels like Angelina feels like the kids were always hers and she doesn’t understand why she has to share them so she is trying to make Brad’s attempts to be in their lives as ugly and difficult as possible.

Oh, Lindsey. Just...oh, honey.

Said the same thing! The “I’m not a...but” combo is trouble, unless it’s something like “I’m not usually a fan of raw fish but this sashimi is delicious!”

The real house is a classic split-level. Central level on the right with the living room, kitchen and dining room, stairs up to the bedrooms (probably three) and stairs down to the den. This is very similar to the house I grew up in.

Ah, I see. So it’s less “How dare they award some Marvel picture an award?” and more, “How dare they award that awesome Marvel movie some shitty consolation prize?”

What did Lindsay think she was saying with that word salad?

LiLo, here’s a little lesson for you. If you start a sentence, “I’m going to hate myself for saying this, but....”, take a beat and just don’t finish the thought. See also: “I don’t mean for this to be offensive but”; “I’m not a racist/homophob/misogynist (you get the picture), but”. 

Many years ago, a wise woman warned us that Brad Pitt was missing a sensitivity chip....