You’re acting like 13 Going On 30 doesn’t exist. 

They can also be found in the nightmares of every server who has ever worked a brunch shift. 

My old ass remembers watching ballets and operas on A&E! I miss late 80s basic cable. 

Certainly not until he empties the dishwasher and takes out the trash. 

This deserves way more stars.

I always assumed her penchant for backstabbing, lying, posturing, and anything else necessary to win was what got her the job in the first place. Apparently they don’t enjoy their own tricks being used against them, who could have imagined! 

Oh they can’t figure out who denied them entry? Those officials are assigned to that duty and are paid for their time, I’d start with whomever does the scheduling/payroll. And if it were actually true that they don’t know who is working there on any given day or time, wouldn’t that itself be a massive security issue?

Oh so you would have explained domestic abuse to me anyway? Okay cool.

I should have ended my comment with s/ apparently. 

Conspiracy Theory Time: Jennifer Garner is Sydney Bristow. 

I don’t understand, has Johnny Depp just discovered this turd? They got divorced two years ago, has he just not been in that particular bedroom for over two years? 

Agreed. There’s also a not small chance he could drop from the stress, so you know, if he’s choosing to be all worked up all day every day, maybe he should do some yoga and deep breathing before his heart explodes.

Angelina Jolie should hire Jennifer Garner’s PR people because that’s how you get a dig in while keeping your hands clean. 

(At least) one of them is an out and proud white supremacist supporter of the confederacy so I’d say you’re on to something there. 

I tried really hard with this show and it’s just not for me. It makes me anxious and kind of bummed out in ways I can’t really articulate. I will readily admit here that the last couple of years have completely turned me off of shows or movies about family money/power corruption. I also watched but abandoned the FX…

Oh no, sorry to be confusing, the hundreds of millions part of my comment was referring to his quote about what he’d probably have in the bank if he had taken the BBT role. He definitely seems to be more in the 10-15 million range for net worth. I’m thinking he probably had a court ordered financial person to oversee…

Maybe we just have a different definition of fuck you money? To me that’s owning some property and living comfortably even in an expensive area like New York City and, barring some sort of horrific calamity, never having to work again. (Disclaimer: I’m poor as shit and the idea of not worrying about money seems like…

Agreed. He’s got fuck you money for dayyyys so why stress out with a torturous sitcom shooting schedule? Meanwhile, once the BBT finally wraps you can probably bet none of that cast will be jumping into more sitcom work as they too will have fuck you money for days. 

Let’s all welcome Aunt Carla, she’ll be the one returning you to Gilead when you try to flee.

You’re right, I shouldn’t shame a young criminal entrepreneur—we live in trump’s America now, those are the attributes that spell success!