But you had time to fart this out?

Isn’t zero still a number?

what

C’mon now. There are like... uh... two more.

The best revenge is living well. Gunn will be fine. 

It will run one season, everyone gets their check, and this whole Roseanne revival fiasco will become a footnote in TV history.

Like LOST, evey episode will be a flashback episode. Except in this case, it will be old reruns of Roseanne. 

In other news, Sandy Duncan has been seen jogging in place and stretching her neck muscles, before whispering to herself, “Let’s do this.”

I am so on board with this.

Yes, but Roseanne “came around” to the Muslim family because they did something good for her. If they hadn’t given her the wi-fi password, she would have kept on being paranoid. There was no point where the Muslim family is just considered, you know, a normal family — nope, they have to prove themselves to Roseanne in…

The impression I got was that Kylo knew because Rey knew who her parents, or at least had already been told. Vader does the same thing in Jedi, when he figures out that Luke has a sister. Vader didn’t know, but Luke’s “feelings betrayed him.” Kylo didn’t know, but Rey did, and her feelings betrayed her.  Keeping your…

“Under wraps/heavy security/whatever” is clearly code for “we haven’t figured out what the hell this show is yet” right?

The Conners are THE DEEP STATE! MY GOD WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN TO YOU, ALEX JONES!

It’s also a LOST spin-off, too. ABC’s still got gas in the tank, baby!

He was just space-negging her.

Booo. The fact that she realizes her parents were nobodies was one of the best parts of The Last Jedi. In gets rid of that weird “Skywalker blood makes you stronger” thing that the movies had going for it and having a main character that wasn’t related at all to the Skywalker or Solo families was vastly more…

I have very mixed feelings about The Last Jedi, but one of the things I unequivocally like is that Rey is revealed to be a Jedi from a completely inauspicious, lowly background.

I don’t have a guess either way about Rey’s parents, but I’m pretty confident that Kylo Ren doesn’t actually know shit about anything, he was just fucking with her head to (try to) get her to do what he wants.

Why is it frustrating, though? What does it add to the story if her parents were Kenobis or Skywalkers? At this point, she accepted that her parents were trash and she still ran out and saved the day and gave Kylo the ‘ol mental middle-finger. How would the story be served if by the conclusion of it, it turned out…

I’m really hoping we can make some delicious French cuisine from this dead horse, because these guys...these guys...these guys, by Unicron, can’t they just let this shit go? This obsession with linage in a fairy tale is lame. It’s laaaaaaame.