This dirt bag is so boring it got filed to Jerry O’Connell

Digital photography came along not long after I finished college.  Thank fucking god.

(i.e. one offensive tweet cost Roseanne Barr her TV show and reputation.)

I’m really glad that I grew up before social media. Heck, when I was growing up, our computers had 5-1/4" disks and monochrome monitors. I had to use one disk to start up Word Perfect and insert another disk to save it.

Here’s another consideration: a lot of people are just getting hip to the fact that the intention of the written word in of-the-moment attempts at humor, whether in a blog, a tweet, or a simple comment, don’t usually translate well from their verbal, conversational cadence. And they age even worse.

thank you. I’m over here like what is the conflict??? The streets are hot right now; you need to be home before the lights come on/scrub your twitter.

I know people who are like 20 and don’t have any social media as they are the kind of people who are planning on running at 28/30 and just don’t want the headache. I call them Ghosts as we’ll start seeing a whole lot of people who know they want to run foregoing the whole thing.  Or people who are manicuring their…

I’d rather have a Brandt than a brand anyway.

It’s easy:

People have always been brands, but  typically it’s called a reputation.

Uhh, OF COURSE you should. Frankly, I am surprised publicists don’t all do this already. When I was in freaking high school I was smart enough to realize that posting drunk pictures of myself on Facebook could have negative consequences... And I was a fucking dumbass in high school! If dipshit Zukka could figure that…

The sad part is I would trust those three more than 45 and co.

And on top of it all, Chubby Sebastian Gorka is doing the British “u” to seem smart.

Mr. Seagal will make fine ambassador, praise Putin. Trump is glorious leader and all liberals who oppose him must be incarcerated immediately. The deep state will never prevent Trump and Putin from leading world to glorious victory! 

It’s not the two assholes above, but...

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of ‘em are stupider than that.” —George Carlin

Calling them could have solved this problem, too.

I hope We Rent Mountain Lions is slightly more responsible.