With this?

Yep. It's a participation trophy you pay for yourself

How about restoring the unique sand dunes you destroyed for yet another golf course you miserable orange bloated bastard?!?!? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/29/donald-trump-golf-environment-sssi-damaged-broken-promises

Perhaps a compromise? What shape is a herpes sore?

I am unfamiliar with the deal on this, but isn’t the point that someone pays the $50k or whatever price it is to the Chamber of Commerce to get it there, and after that it’s the Chamber of Commerce’s business to maintain it?

Killary - The Butcher of Benghazi® & Part Time Uranium Salesman – Captaín America, S.H.I.E.L.D., United States, June 2018

I mean, the sad thing is, most of the actual policies Trump has enacted play extremely well with the general GOP base, not merely with Trump’s actual overt supporters. That’s why they’re reticent to impeach him; he isn’t really doing anything the Republican Party would dislike, he's just going about it often so…

One of my coworkers told me she won’t try bacon due to religious reasons.

I, on the other hand, refuse to try religion due to bacon reasons.

Exactly this. Many people have absolutely no concept of how speeds that might feel slow in a car are actually pretty darn fast in terms of human locomotion.

Maybe they’ll heed the warning and go back to eating Tide Pods and snorting Cinnamon powder.

The “challenge” is an interesting social phenomenon, being basically a modern-day manifestation of the “dare,” but issued to the public rather than to an individual. Now I have some very bad ideas for challenges...

They weren’t even moving that slowly either. Looked to me like both of the women who got out of their cars were doing well over what a normal idling speed is.

I too endorse Darwinism!

The kids doing this now were probably 5 when that was a thing.

.... the whip.

Sure.  Let’s thin out the herd a bit.

Dear god society is becoming dumber by the second (not like I needed to point this out).

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

Nonono, please encourage them, this is hilarious.