It was either cheating or making Friends with Benefits.

i really had high hopes for him. he was handsome and appeared to have a job.

she 100% cheated on him with ashton.

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…

Good to see the HMS Peteiana steaming right along. Everything appears on course: Weekslong, thirsty social media blitz followed by defensive withdrawal because of mean people. Full speed ahead, Cap’n. 

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It’s rivaling Hiddleswift at this point.

It’s funny how the richer and more famous you get, the less you pay for things/the more free shit you get. I worked at a bar when we had a quasi-famous R+B singer come in. Immediately the hype was real and we were flooded with fans. My boss, who’s usually not a complete dummy, thought it would be a great idea to comp…

Yeah. It was bad.

Yeah. There isn’t anything that’s bringing these people back. When the inevitable economic disaster comes and Trump blames Hispanic immigrants and Muslims and the media and BLM and whomever else Putin says to blame, these people will eat it up.

Trump wants to remove the security clearances of several former national security officials because they dared speak of the Russia investigation in what Press Secretary Sarah Sanders described as an “inappropriate” manner.

Nah it sucked.

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“If it comes out of my paycheck, so be it,” says a Trump supporter that works at a factory that is losing profit to the steel and aluminum tariffs. WE ARE FUCKED!

I almost drowned in the lazy river trying to do that thing where you put smaller tubes in the larger ones and then try to swim under and into the middle. Brother saved my ass after I got stuck under and couldn’t get my feet to push up. He will never let me forget that I nearly drowned in three feet of water. I had to…

Oh yeah, I have a water park not half a mile from my house, which I actually went to as a kid. I’m sure California has more stringent regulations about theme park rides......but I’m still not going to let my kids go there if I can help it, if only because it’s got to be at least 40 years old at this time with a lot of…

If you are looking for the Mac Daddy of failed waterparks with zero oversight, look no further than the Wiki Wormhole that was Action Park in Jersey.

wtf how did i miss this??

Three riders inside a rubber raft would plummet down a nearly vertical seventeen-story drop at speeds reaching up to 68 miles per hour. The moment they reached the bottom, they would shoot up a 55-foot-tall incline—the equivalent of a five-story building—before racing down one last steep slope, finally coming to a…

Yeah I haven’t been to a water park since I was a tween but even then I remember thinking “hmm if these teenagers are in charge here then these slides must be disaster-proof or something thanks to science!” NOPE, & fully horrified.