I admire your restraint, stopping only at his thumb.

Same. Next week we’ll be on to glue.

Nah, his handlers are savvy enough to not go full caps because they realize it makes you sound like a bitchy child. Trump is not savvy enough to recognize this. That tweet came from our dumbass president.

For a long time I’ve been saying we can expect to go to war about the time the Mueller report comes out.

My take is that the shitstick in chief did not have a very good weekend. I think Melania was giving him the cold shoulder due to the Playboy model pay off debacle which came down on Friday (the tape). I think he was REALLY PISSED OFF by late Sunday night and decided to shout at Iran.

Just making sure I have the recent timeline correct:

Old Trump tweets seem relevant:

It’s extremely close to what he’s already said on camera with his own pouting face-anus, to try and scare North Korea (“fire and fury like the world has never seen”, etc). Pretty sure this is him.

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a tweet.

My secret fantasy is to bend his thumb back until it snaps like a broken twig.

She should try farmersonly.com, honestly she would fucking slay on there

I personally would be a lot more upset by this if we didn’t not too long ago complete a complex deal to keep Iran from having nuclear weapons for the next decade.

I mean. Obama used Twitter as a president. The difference is he was a fucking adult about it and understood that it was a serious communication platform, and he tweeted mostly from the @POTUS account.

He tweets like my brother texts, and my brother has mental health problems and is, more often than not, drunk or high.

And that message is:

He’s talking to his base. Not Iran. 

God, he really does have an old tweet for every occasion.

He’s a POS

Nothing sends a message to both our friends and enemies abroad like an ALL CAPS tweet!  Jesus fucking Christ we are all doomed.

I will never, cant ever, and refuse to ever get over the fact that the POTUS uses Twitter, and uses it in the most WAHHH WAHHH diaper wearing, snot nosed manner. Caps locks, for fucks sakes.