I saw Jurassic Park and So I Married an Axe Murderer as a double feature.

Something’s Gotta Give is terrible upper middle class lifestyle porn and you should feel terrible for liking it.

True, the CVS on the coupon *does* look stamped, but her explanation (sent to her by manufacturer) seems to explain that.

He’s gonna regret it...

It’s not hate. It’s exasperation because she is nowhere near self-made.

This is FUCKING insane. I’ve been a retail manager. Generally, it isn’t a fun job. There are a certain percentage of people who will try to scam you, but how this asshole reacted is absolutely not the way to address a reasonable suspicion of someone attempting to do so.

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.

This public engagement proposal horseshit needs to stop. Stat. It’s 2018. If you’re not negotiating and discussing how you plan on spending the rest of your freaking existence with someone and waiting to be “surprised” that some dude “asks” you to be his wife, you’re living in some petrified nostalgia. Even if that is…

Pete and Ariana are literally every couple that met in the rehab I went to. Burns hot, flames out FAST...

Uh, maybe don’t post every god damn thing that happens in your life on social media if you don’t want people commenting on it. It’s fucking creepy how people post everything from their meals to their positive pregnancy pee sticks to their dead dogs to themselves crying over a death that occurred 5 minutes ago.

That poor woman was purchasing something deeply personal to boot.

Taylor Swift pic; I’d say bff’s pulling a stunt, cause that dude is pretty gay. Maybe it’s an homage to Swifty?

There’s an episode of The Simpsons where Lisa tries to explain why a certain joke is funny to Homer and he can’t get it, so she finally says “It’s a joke, Dad,” to which he replies “Oh! A joke!” and laughs, and sometimes I find myself in his situation. Like right now.

“I don’t know who Caroline Wozniacki is but I do know she keeps a rose gold Rolex in her bag.”

My dad was a fireman his entire career and died on the job. I would find this disrespectful if one of my siblings did this, but what other people do with their family mementos is their business.

A possible break up isn't even a thought when these gifts are given though. I don't really know anything about Ariana Grande so I'm not specifying her but break ups can bring out the worst in some people. It's such a personal thing and I'm just iffy about ever doing it

This will now be known as the Frances Bean Cobain rule.

I think it’s fine as long as you trust the other person to be kind enough in the event of a break up to return it.  Normally gifts don’t have to be returned, but family keepsakes absolutely must be.

“With numbers" canceled that part out, creating a truly neutral phrase.

You said there would be fun.