Pork products are the motherfucking gateway meat and it’s also coming from the animal I feel the worst about consuming. Goddamn, they’re delicious though. But smart. So smart. And so delicious.

Albert Finnerty forever, and if that’s not possible, Peter Ustinov. (Even his corpse would be a better fit than Branagh.)

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Although it’s hard to describe anything with Manson as rational, I do think it was a pretty focused revenge plot. Just because it served more than just that purpose doesn’t mean it wasn’t part of the intent. Do you really believe he was insane and completely believed his ideology? Sorry but I just don’t at all.

I believe the idea was to make it look like a spree of killings that were random. The Tate Murders at Melcher’s former home had a connection to Manson and his beef with Melcher, there were plenty of reliable (and famous!) witnesses to Manson being an obsessive weirdo towards him leading up to that, and he had been to…

Seriously. And I’m not a Kanye fan but nobody can deny that yes, his time is extremely valuable. And not just in the way that all of our own time is valuable in our own lives but in the way that his time literally has enormous monetary value. And when you or I go to a social event, we’re just a guest of little or no…

Right?? I declined an invitation to my husband’s cousin’s wedding because I’ve hung out with her twice in over ten years(including four conversations total, two being about the weather) and also I’m an anxious introvert who didn’t need to be there. Anytime I can sit something like that out I will. And since Kanye had…

Yeah there’s noticable anger there which is entirely inappropriate if she either doesn’t know for sure or is privy to info we’re not. And I’m not saying we deserve that info either! Totally fine if this was one of those things where she said “no comment on this because there’s stuff going on I’m not a part of or…

I think you can just subscribe to HBO Go nowadays and get all the content you want without having to deal with some of their crappier programming or their wobbly on-demand cable playback(at least it is on Fios). The only downside to it is when shows are new and everyone is trying to stream all at once(GOT for example…

I’m LOLing forever at her “half a decade” comment. Lena, we all know you inserted the word ‘decade’ in there to make it seem like a longer time but half a decade is five fucking years and no, that’s not a long time to know someone.

Yeah that movie was decent! I’m sure he’s got people around telling him he should be a big time action star because apparently if you’re a white guy in Hollywood between 25 and 40 you’re supposed to do action movies, but they’re really not his bag. He should leave the action movies to his wife because she’s way better…

He was good in Away We Go but it does seem that ‘good-natured, non-threatening Everyman’ is his sweet spot. I’m surprised he’s tried to pursue action/tough guy roles rather than getting a solid Likeable Leading Man/Dad type part in a Disney movie. Play to your strengths, man.

He’s taken more money from the pharmaceutical industry than a lot of his peers so it could be a major conflict for him if he wanted to run on any kind of universal healthcare platform (which will probably be the major platform for whomever the Dems run in 2020). I really like him personally but that big pharma teat…

Right? I mean, they couldn’t even win the first time so I don’t know why they think it’s a legitimate threat.

This is a good point though. If they’re going to do it, get moving already. Lynch and Frost only just made it with Twin Peaks S3 before a few cast members passed away, it would be a shame if HBO waited a few months or years too long to pull the trigger. Do it or end the hope that it might happen, don’t just sit around…

You’re on the A.V. club of all places commenting that you don’t know anything about the person who hosted SNL. Lots of other commenters kindly informed you who she is, what she’s been in and how great they think she is. You’ve responded by debating these things simply because you personally aren’t familiar with her…

Her circle isn’t actually little but is certainly dwarfed by what seems like an enormous chip on your shoulder.

Oof, sorry to hear it. Had a near miss myself once and that was the end of friendships with other employees.

It’s because everyone is responding to him. If you feed the trolls, they rise to the top.

Oh man those fucking ads, they were unrelenting.