Yeah seriously. Lawyers are usually quick to advise clients to stop talking and she should follow that advice.

Hell yeah do it! They’re reasonably priced nowadays because too there’s so many to choose from. You can even get the kind that have a motion detection option so you’re not recording hours and hours of nothing. And it can be great for accidental hilarity as well-like last winter when the camera captured my husband…

Nanny cam her ass then bring it to the police. I’ve also found some nice, bright motion detecting flood lights will help. Fuck all of these neighborhood tyrants.

Normally I’d co-sign this theory but I have an insane neighbor who has actually verbally (and once physically) attacked other neighbors over lawn trimmings, leaves, tree branches, where people are putting their bird feeders in their own yards, etc. He’s been doing this for 20 years. He’s an unrepentant asshole who…

Ooof. Welp, there it is. Was pretty much expecting this after the scandals started breaking. What a shame, he’s a great comedian and I’ve always enjoyed his work but what he’s done is inexcusable and disgusting. His creepy manager who used intimidation tactics to help keep this quiet deserves to be raked over the…

Wasn’t it though? The first decade of the Simpsons still holds up as some of the all-time best television ever. All of Season 4 is a masterpiece imo.

Ugh, these people are just the worst. Can you imagine a life so devoid of strife that you actually invent things to get angry about? And that those things include someone else’s fucking driveway pavement or bird feeder? My other neighbors refer to him as crazy but no, he’s really not. He’s a typical loudmouth bully…

That classic, possibly perfect episode has another gem that I repeat regularly:

I can guarantee that when all of the current state of affairs is sorted and done with that is exactly what he will say. Even if his own son is serving time he will claim he did it for the lulz/to save us from the evil two party system something something buy trump steaks.

I only wish I had an extra star to give purple monkey dishwasher. RIP Mrs K!

Oh man. The days when the depression fog clears out are the best days. May you have many more of them!

Ohhh they love throwing the FREE STUFF line at you. I got out of that one with an essential oils friend/shill because I’m allergic to everything so throwing a bunch of mystery oils on my skin would end tragically. Wriggling out of a Stella and Dot pitch was harder, I eventually had to admit I wouldn’t wear any of it…

Exactly! You just cannot come out with your hands clean. A friend of mine tried to rope me into one of her sister’s Stella and Dot “surprise” trunk shows—that’s right, this bitch threw a party to lure people in knowing her sister was going to push terrible and overpriced jewelry line on her friends. I refused and…

This isn’t even limited to the rich. I live in a solidly blue collar area and my neighbor is a tyrant about yard clippings, property lines, fences and driveways. He has screamed at neighbors several times over things as trivial as plants. Seriously. Screaming and yelling over where he wants them to have their plants…

I’m thinking of Corey Feldman and his concerns that someone will hurt him if he starts publicly naming pedos, suddenly it doesn’t seem so far fetched.

I mean, you obviously know your friends and what level of truth they’ll withstand before getting mad at you but I do think some level of the truth is best. Maybe a softened version of “I want nothing to do with it at all, especially in my house”? Perhaps even saying “if I hosted you I’d have to do it for everyone and…

This! I feel that people buying into this scam don’t understand what 20k in inventory looks like. There’s a reason retail stores have stockrooms that are often almost half the square footage of the store. Even if there’s 100 pieces of horrible leggings jam packed into each box, that’s still 200 fucking boxes! Where…

Girl, from the politics to the pyramid schemes and everything in between, give thanks every day you don’t have a fb. It is not aging well for users like me who signed up when I was just a wee 20-something looking for a MySpace alternative.

I’ve read that getting a background check on military service requires the consent of the person applying for a firearm, so in this case, I wonder if it’s possible that any basic firearm background check run on him would not have included the DV incidents that were handled by the military courts. A massive loophole if…

This is what I’m curious about, do the mandatory firearm background checks have access to incidents handled by the military because if they don’t, that seems to be a pretty major loophole.