If he played better, the sad thing is that the bus would pick up the 20 million dollar check in a heartbeat.

It's like, 4 year old beef? Can't decide whether that's impressive or sad, but I just wish his bird finger was full o' rings

The floating red cylinders for brake lights. Just so lovely. 

Not getting altitude sickness like combustion engines do is gonna make a Massive difference. They’ll finish quicker than 7.52.

I’m English. And I’m sorry for these fucking assholes existing. I hope they get arrested or refused entry back into the UK

Surely he was arrested for Armed Robbery, not nose breaking during it? Like “uh, no, the bank stuff, forget about it, but whilst otherwise innocently terrorising a bank load of staff and public, this lads nose was put out of joint, and he demands justice”

Thanks for the regular updates. Hope you’re getting enough coffee.

Messi worlds best footballer? Er, no. That guy played last night and got a hat trick.

Listen to The Dollop podcast ‘Uber’ edition.

Haterz gon hate. Unlikeable person does something good. If this means less nuclear feat, I’ll take it, no matter how odd the run-up

And further to my last comment if u want something original...

Not awkward for me Bozo. I’m not the one living under a fucking rock. Sorry there was such a rush to prove you’re a fucking idiot. Why do you even jalop if u don’t know the basics.

I own Alfa’s, but oddly enough, I think the boat-y backend and the DS snout looks crap. I’ve never liked it, apart from the scalloped sides.

This is awkward...

“E-racing in Switzerland? Great idea!”

There’s a reason you’re an intern.

Jeez, ink over it, or continue to be hounded as insensitive racist morons. No one gives a shit what it meant in Prison.

He had Chris Bosh. They were a solid 3, dude, for a handful of seasons.

That’s similar to how I felt being a Falcons Fan but knowing damn well Brady was AllTimeGreat and so if you’re going down, at least it’s to the best who ever played.