Winner

I was with you all the way to the Nissan juke

2 things.

I'm no Colleen Rooney, does someone mind cutting through the fucking paperwork, and summarising this shit?

Melt. 

Not how you lead? You won how many titles? I forgot. Fucking snowflake. 

Coach behaves like a coach. Ffs really? He didn't pour boiling oil on him. Jesus. 

No witty pun, just happy that this pond life scumbag shit head had a bad day out. Still disgraceful that an organization employs him (Man United running footballers) or that another organization allows him to play (National Fuckwit League) 

Same. The best vid. Sorry, didn't see this tiil after posting how shit the Xcx vid was

Why do they spend so much time high up the register? Give the orchestra a chance buddy. 

Shame they destroyed the galant and the Astra. THANKS for tricking me into listening to that awful tune, THEN having the cars listed below. Not cool.

Er, allegory? It insulted everyone’s intelligence for a decade of sending underarmed vehicles to the middle east.

How can a car with such a huge percentage of its front being grille only look half as grilled as an Audi. The design holds up really well.

50%, for those who aren't matheletes, is equally as close to not there at all, as it is to 'almost there'. 

Wow. Now THIS is a story. Finally some shit that reflects the public sentiment, as opposed to the usual ‘lone gunman’ tactic of protecting those fuckers who sit up high.

Absolutely. Fuck me Deadspin. Try harder. This sort of story will kill your website

Whoa, hold up.

Sounds like you have a 156? 2.5-v6 very reliable. 

I had to scroll past all that. Fuck me, Drew, chill out. Youre making my point before I even got here, however good your story was, Jim Cooke, who did the Artwork won the goddam superbowl with this story’s graphic. Outstanding. Truly goddam brilliant.

WWowooww spelled incorrectly but wtf racist bullshit is that? White people love rules? Have you not seen Florida? Meth mugshots, naked pbj wearing walmart walkers, the whole of Clearwater. Nobodys following the fucking rules.