Always and forever the champ:

So what you’re saying is that you’re in the third stage.

You are the problem. Be fucking afraid this is a very close election.

Kessler’s from Bakersfield. Cleveland is a huge step up for him.

If dummies want to give their money away...

They really can’t because it would set a terrible precedent.
Also I have a little sympathy because it was a goddamn hook and ladder hail mary. Stop it and you don’t get beat.

Officiating doesn’t help revenue, thus seen as a negative? Guessing the same logic can be applied to drug testing, sideline physicians and NFL security.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Lost in all the wobbly shit throws and general skiddishness in the pocket was a few decent passes and reads. I think Goff will be fine and will be good but it does seem like he’s having some confidence and consistency issues.

I don’t know if I could keep a straight face in that situation.

Of course it’s always been there (well, since 1964) - Hillary’s just trolling moderate Rs to try to get them to stay home in disgust at the current volume of the dogwhistles. If that takes a bit of flattering, eh, whatever.

I am so sorry, Mr. Hammlet.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

Any excuse to post this:

It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

Well ‘Abner’ is bald(ing), but corpulent and a bit touched in the head. Both are goddamn milk babies.

I don’t have to go.

Also:

I would wager that MOST of the people complaining about TPP have no idea what it is.