I’m just rubbing one out right now... but I believe this is coming out because Trump essentially said he wants to defund the CIA. Classic bad move

My buddy saw two fat guys at a bar in New Orleans. Thought they looked familiar. It was Eli and Shockey

well now I’m sure it wasn’t worth it to them

The Browns need an enema

Famous last words from Pauline Kael:

I am a calm Democrat. Not worried about Trump. Maybe it ends close, maybe not, but I believe Clinton will prevail.

I want Hillary to do a fake “hot mic” moment backstage during before the debate:

that shit eating grin has Wentz looking kinda like Robert Wuhl

Charles Woodson (not actually Woodson) is a punk. You can’t sucker punch somebody like that.

and that’s the bottom line.

A-Rod did hokay.

to tell the truth my actual thought was that he had been molested as a child, but this is Kotaku

those few percentage points mean the difference between the media branding it a whoopin’ and branding it a landslide. It’s worth it.

true story, i told on Gawker years ago.

if i’m gonna die. i want it to be by my hands. not a fucking terminator.

it’ll be Ricky Gervais

i eat the same damn thing every day - salami with cheese on whole wheat with pickles and tons of mayo

hospitals use these to induce vomiting. I should know

i know it’s t-ball but...

doll making creep. maybe it’s just the acid, but to me he looks just like him