In a show of solidarity with everyone in North Carolina who is unsure which bathroom they are legally allowed to use, Governor Pat McCrory just shit his pants.

I mean, she’s not stupid. It had to be deliberate, but...visual dog whistle?

Looks like she started the Seig Heil, then somebody in her earpiece monitor said “GODDAMNIT LAURA BEND YOUR ELBOW, NOW IS NOT THE TIME”.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

I imagine Iceland may be the darlings of the tournament.

I had no problem with it.

All the sites have done great reporting. The investigative reporters at Deadspin who reported on Greg Hardy and Kevin Johnson, for example, are an inspiration to our news team. Jezebel has been doing some great politics coverage. Gawker got people talking about the allegations against Bill Cosby before that became a…

Really? The name is “All Takes Matter?”

I bet the Cards were stealing faxes from the Astros back then too.

LeBron James wears 23

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

Wes Welker doesn’t remember witnessing any wrongdoing under Briles.

Justly or unjustly, there is always some circling the wagons in situations like these from those connected to the party or parties under fire. Not too many people would be willing to say “You know what? They’re right, the people and institutions I’ve loved my whole life are corrupt garbage. I’ve completely wasted so…

The 30-inch Zyla

Searching for it...

There should be a bronze statue of these two outside of the Browns’ stadium, to sum up the team’s and fans’ existence.

You can pitch like garbage and be a big fatass and hit your wife/girlfriend/dog, but as long as you talk to the press after the game they’ll always have your back in some way.