how did I know the rider was gonna specifically say Magnums? brilliant

I know of a dead Penn State coach who would disagree with you on that.

what I like to call Potato a la Holyfield

in reality how was that first Ghostbusters game? I always used to play it at a friends house, had no idea what “franchise” meant and it seemed the game sucked. I was also 8 so what the hell did I know?

the opposite sentiment of a bunga bunga party

come on

this isn’t my place but shouldn’t black athletes be extra extra Ed Snowden secretive about doing drugs? Manziel has to beat someone to get noticed, these guys are smoking weed in a car

He was “Shoulders” for a reason. No joke, a heckler yelled “hey Mason, you suck” and he turned and said in the deepest voice I’ve ever heard:

I saw Anthony Mason in the flesh court side at an exhibition game in the 90s.

i fucking died. blew myself up. god damn it

looks legit. case closed!

In Amerika, PED use you! What a country!

does the NFL provide insurance for such things? or is that on the player? (I don’t mean medical insurance, but more like a career-loss insurance policy)

I ran D-III track. We definitely used a dildo a couple of times

just to pile on Joe Buck:

that’s because OBL was computer animated

sorry. i wasn’t clear. I was thinking about political donations. athletes are really wealthy

fairly related. I googled “famous athletes who are Democrats” because of Schilling and Johnny Damon and Nick Mangold (all Trumplers)