kinda deserves it for going to OSU, no?

looks like a fucking Trump rally

Haters Gonna Hate, Democrats Gonna Fret.

considering Schilling’s career... he doesn’t need the money, right?

i got drunk just watching her

know what was fucking amazing though? Sid Fucking Caesar’s Work Out Video: the man was a beast (and was drunk for 40 years straight!)

he seems to know how to fall (you can see how he breaks the fall on the land), an important skill in any martial art.

yo - was just talking about this song. which may permit me to segue to how “Parent’s Just Don’t Understand” definitely finds the Fresh Prince about to commit some form of an underaged sex crime. Between that and Lewis Skolnick going down on a girl without her permission in Revenge of the Nerds, the 80s were fucked up.

my college roommate was from Utah. he said he lived in a theocracy.

the 4 always left my legs feeling like rubber on someone else’s body.

think he could run for Governor of Louisiana? that sentiment alone would get my vote. if i could vote in Louisiana.

that fool! didn’t he read Keith Richards’ autobiography???!?

please have Michael Shannon read it. Please.

dating myself here - but does anyone remember MacFoxes?

As Knicks fan all I can say: “Might as well have joined the fucking Peace Corps!”

of course. when you make your escape, blend in with the other 20,000 santas

two santacon fantasies -

How do you shove a 6'7" meatman in the back? What if you miss?

wow. I always said elephant walks were urban legend.