appropriate, in all honesty is getting his nuts laid out on the dresser, just his nuts on the dresser and getting them shits banged by a spiked fucking bat

getting visions of John Belushi here...

know how many people peer down the barrel as they “check the gun”?

knicks! (lights crack pipe, smokes that glass dick)

the very best school in the shitey DIII Minnesota league I played in didn’t use contact during practice - and they whupped conventional teams real real good. Basically all the time.

that. we. know. of.

my dad said the same thing about Warren Moon:

independent neurologist, aka

“there can never be justice on stolen land. pizza on the other hand...”

when do we get his movie?

I don’t think I could play Fallout nude... I’d be fucking terrified the entire time

I was a major computer geek in the early 90s (I was 13) - and we used to love a program that would throw in random characters as you were typing. Used to infect all the computers in lab with that one. Classic!

when that happened, I was like - damn a lot of Deadspin readers are Conservatives??? - no ability to discern humor on any level

Tradecraft, Schefter! Tradecraft!

Batman Returns? Bold choice. I actually really love Year One

damnnit Tim - I saw this GIF, I’m at work late, and I though the Knicks might actually have fucking won.

I love you all for doing this.

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fuck with the NFL, sleep with the fishes...

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