dashiell-hammlet
Dashiell Hammlet
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in a football drill once, a WR caught a “rip” from a DB right in his balls

that is a very good point. I enjoy re-reading his columns from right after the games... I’m a sad man.

Seriously, I am an unrepentant asshole Giants fan, but Superbowl 42 at #10? That is weak. Makes me think it was written by Bill Simmons.

I’ll bet this is meant as a morale booster for the “home audience” or “someone else” put this thing out there to discredit them

Gun violence is an epidemic so instead of pointing out how difficult or impossible it is to stamp it out completely, how about we chip away at it until it becomes a tolerable nuisance?

No cure for cancer so I guess just close all the units and end the study of oncology

100% it’s the money. I have a buddy who goes to a lot of the media conventions and yeah, they are paid models

who can SWAT the SWATters?

oh Shakes. Shakes!

the comedy Gods wouldn’t allow it

None of you haters understand irony.

does forgetting it count?

why does Fred have a tribal tat?

game of skill game of skill

can we all agree to bring back online poker? please? there has been a hole in my heart and a lump in my wallet

isn’t 325k like what they have in the swear jar at the practice facility?

and we are the assholes watching

she got him: