Gun violence is an epidemic so instead of pointing out how difficult or impossible it is to stamp it out completely, how about we chip away at it until it becomes a tolerable nuisance?

No cure for cancer so I guess just close all the units and end the study of oncology

100% it’s the money. I have a buddy who goes to a lot of the media conventions and yeah, they are paid models

who can SWAT the SWATters?

oh Shakes. Shakes!

the comedy Gods wouldn’t allow it

None of you haters understand irony.

does forgetting it count?

why does Fred have a tribal tat?

game of skill game of skill

can we all agree to bring back online poker? please? there has been a hole in my heart and a lump in my wallet

isn’t 325k like what they have in the swear jar at the practice facility?

and we are the assholes watching

she got him:

That’s Rocky Horror, right?

I have a mad “normal” name - so does my wife, so do my kids

just when you let yourself get excited for the knicks

I could ride a horse