he’s sensual

hindsight is 20/20 but...

Carolina’s D is nasty. Only reason I think Seattle came back the way they did was The Panthers took their feet off the pedals because the Snawks were already dead

you should see what Kissinger is up to

Rock and roll and science are commonly thought of as polar opposites:

I was going to guess - the cast of The Big Short

in my experience, bottle piss is frothier than that.

my comment was meant to work both ways!

+wonderful

you probably should try and get laid more

hazing should be... I dunno - throwing freshman in showers? making them buy you beer wearing a fake moustache?

dude, please. don’t say on fleek

I disagree. Meet me in Temecula

Blood Meridian... I enjoyed it... But it’s also pornographically violent. Not that that’s a bad thing, but it’s a hard book to recommend

Well dude, I’ve already read every Robert Ludlum book what else was I to do?

I read the words contained in Ulysses. All of them

I have been on the third page, second paragraph of Gravity’s Rainbow for exactly 1 year and 3 days now

Columbia J-School was the best

He fucked the Eagles for like, what, five years minimum?

a lot of Knicks fans felt this way on draft day.