dashiell-hammlet
Dashiell Hammlet
dashiell-hammlet

my dad always used to say, “yeah, it prevents you from winning”

shit man, i was so sure they could do it, I took the moneyline on that game

You got me, man

They won’t but damn, since it wasn’t my Giants, I’d love for a NY Team to knock off the perfect season for the Pats.

My QB in highschool got badly concussed. Kept playing. In the huddle we called a pass play, the ball was snapped and he handed it off to me, my dad yelled from the stands “go Dashiell!” And I got CREAMED by the pass rush. Lost a lot of good brain cells that day

Who has seen this? It is great. GREAT

I don’t see what my level retardation has to do with this, I’m legit curious what it would take for Johnny Football to earn a 1 year suspension.

just a thought exercise:

well, that is the most ass-neck statement of a day full of them. thank you. thank you.

I’m sticking with “The Wealthy Latvian”

I have an Australian acquaintance. He said Australia was post-racial. I asked him if he was aware of Romper Stomper

exactly. but what fascinates me is that the studios seem to want to telegraph how shitty the sequels are

I shudder at the thought but I have to wonder how many dudes have tried to bang that thing.

NEVER

Absolute masterpiece. (I still liked Terminator best) but that is an amazing movie. But... again. That is the exception. I can name 20 shitty movies with subtitles to any good one you can name.

I’ll give you those; it’s not infallible

I have a litmust test for movies that holds pretty true:

slightly un-related. when WHEN god are they going to stop this future war bullshit and have Call of Duty involve ISIS, Syrians, Russians and North Koreans? You know, real shit.

Ooof... THIS program.