Enter the promo code #hypocrisy

“I hear our music... Does that mean we’re going back to Kansas City?”

oh dang. I just said Don Johnson but you NAILED it.

Original Box Art always looked like Don Johnson to me.

Oh my poor, Carlos Hyde. My poor fantasy team. Ohhhhh....

Me? No.

so are painkillers

hey, if the swastika fits...

Eastern Europe is Third World largely through no fault of their own

Think the reason this doesn’t happen in the ‘States is our police would shoot everyone?

Thank you for getting that

You went to Ohio state? Me too!

My best friend is a Mich alum. He described it as “dancing with the love of your life after proposing after which they are promptly decapitated by a sheet of flying glass.”

the glasses help a lot:

My girl friend took me to the Giants Eagles game in late December of 2002, right before the playoffs started.

be a dick. s’ok

If he was winning, and a drunk, they’d have kept him on, right?

There are no absolutely excuses for domestic violence, but certainly many explanations.

My GF received a false positive for chlamydia, but not knowing that it was, I went to my doctor who administered the swizzle stick dick test.

“It was me.” - McCown supporter