Philly did steal some trash. From St. Louis!

that has to be a biohazard.

let them have that. something’s gotta counteract all the pain meds

Still think Mark Sanchez beats the Giants in week 6.

Why do attractive co-workers ALWAYS walk in just after you’ve torn some ass? Karma, I imagine.

He looks like a Frank Miller villain

Think this ridiculous ad blitz is linked to the fact that FanDuel is being scrutinized as it is most definitely sports gambling?

Interesting how the commentators have to “defend” football:

My name sake. That’s all I got.

I played D-III. And we used to yell: “Nice snatch!”

streaking in a college dorm is maaaad dangereux. I saw a dude wipe out and get rug burn all up on his naughty bits.

no pearl cream jokes?

Thank you, Barry. Now I never, ever have to do this.

Will the ref be pressing charges for assault?

know what my wife says?

The Giants are terrible right now, but looking at the rest of the NFC LEast, I’m glad they’re my team.

First Blood 2 aka Rambo - ruined this films gravitas.

Romo is elite, for fantasy purposes. In reality, come playoff time, he chokes.

I feel like Snyder has approached Assad in Syria levels.

Dude shoulda waited. Bills are due