Dashiell Hammlet

Dashiell Hammlet

dashiell-hammlet

9/28/15

True. There was a dude who ingeniously rented a boat, capsized it and was declared dead.

9/28/15

That’s some Huck Finn shit right there.

9/25/15

no pearl cream jokes?

9/24/15

Thank you, Barry. Now I never, ever have to do this.

9/24/15

Will the ref be pressing charges for assault?

9/23/15

I grew up, lived on, the 70s Muppet Show. And this, this is no Muppet Show.

9/23/15

Mitchell! Best one. Best ever. And Joel’s last official appearance

9/22/15

I never should’ve quit Veterinarian School.

9/22/15

Bob Barker is disappointed.

9/21/15

know what my wife says?

9/21/15

For sure, but Repulsion:

9/21/15

The Giants are terrible right now, but looking at the rest of the NFC LEast, I’m glad they’re my team.

9/17/15

First Blood 2 aka Rambo - ruined this films gravitas.

9/17/15

Romo is elite, for fantasy purposes. In reality, come playoff time, he chokes.

9/14/15

I feel like Snyder has approached Assad in Syria levels.

9/14/15

Dude shoulda waited. Bills are due

9/10/15

Are you nypd?

9/10/15

9/10/15

I totally meant West Indian, thanks for pointing that out... Wish I could edit these.

9/10/15

from the Times - NYPD at the West Indian Parade (a largely African American event, in a largely African American neighborhood).