meh?

Like the Predator, Usain Bolt is “no man”

You are a good person for doing that.

Even in 2002, tickets to a football game were crazy expensive - I think it was a birthday gift though

I've long held that since they're all doped up, it's still a level playing field and their accomplishments are still staggering. Usain Bolt, clean or not, is a revelation.

For our 3rd year of dating, my girlfriend took me to an Eagles/Giants game in January of 2002 - it was her first.

Before you all judge: What ARE you supposed to do in Fridley, MN? Not drive drunk?

I freaking love Zardoz

What about an understated performance?

In college we once force fed my roommate about 4000 cups of water to help sober him up after he and I did the century club with Mickey’s malt liquor. His gut was distended about by at least 5 inches

Reminds me of the family murdered in the Alps a few years back - does anyone know what happened with this case?

“And Alexander wept for there were no worlds left to conquer.”

brilliant

it’s official: I’ll be taking Amani Toomer in round 2

sartorial equivalent of Herb Alpert’s Whipped Cream and Other Delights: perfect in every way.

bad hernias, you feel it in your balls.

are you Skrillex?

What’s wrong with weed?