meh?

Like the Predator, Usain Bolt is “no man”

Even in 2002, tickets to a football game were crazy expensive - I think it was a birthday gift though

I've long held that since they're all doped up, it's still a level playing field and their accomplishments are still staggering. Usain Bolt, clean or not, is a revelation.

For our 3rd year of dating, my girlfriend took me to an Eagles/Giants game in January of 2002 - it was her first.

Before you all judge: What ARE you supposed to do in Fridley, MN? Not drive drunk?

In college we once force fed my roommate about 4000 cups of water to help sober him up after he and I did the century club with Mickey’s malt liquor. His gut was distended about by at least 5 inches

“And Alexander wept for there were no worlds left to conquer.”

it’s official: I’ll be taking Amani Toomer in round 2

sartorial equivalent of Herb Alpert’s Whipped Cream and Other Delights: perfect in every way.

bad hernias, you feel it in your balls.

are you Skrillex?

How about we never show DJs in the flesh. It’s always... underwhelming

I can’t articulate it that well. But the idea is that parts of New Orleans were destroyed by Katrina, and then plans for renewal were delayed, leading to a much more different environment.

Thanks for affirming my worst fears.

I still fear this piece was a dog whistle hoping for the “black flight” from Chicago that NOLA experienced, although that can’t really be the case, right?

Nothing is scarier to use Hobos than the Railroad Police.

Lucky for Harbaugh this isn’t beisbol, amirite?