Thanks for affirming my worst fears.

I still fear this piece was a dog whistle hoping for the “black flight” from Chicago that NOLA experienced, although that can’t really be the case, right?

Nothing is scarier to use Hobos than the Railroad Police.

Lucky for Harbaugh this isn’t beisbol, amirite?

I was actually wailing for my team, the Giants who lost 4 dbacks last night, 1 for the season. But preseason just sucks

When the fuck will they put an end to preseason???

Right??? But like, what’s the hang up? Where’s this anger coming from?

This morning my wife asked me if I had listened and mentioned the violence against women in the album.

Believe it or not, last season I got 13/15 MLB games right, on a $5 bet, would’ve won about $32k.

That’s one tough ticket!

sweet mother of god. Sexy Rexy?????

Nah, man I hear you. I was getting that way about DeflateGate.

come on man. it’s mid august. I am thirsty for football. let Deadspin CNN away!

FitzMagik is clearly behind this. Paid IK like some Tonya Harding shit

he had blood coming from his wherever

Went to college in MN. From NYC, watched the 41-doughnut game with 40 Minnesotans and 1 guy from Schenectady. We were all silent for much of the game.

The 9ers are going to be terrible.

I am fucking obsessed with this movie. Oh, here’s great Arnold “acting” pain:

The Arnold sounds (and the Gahhdahmmit) from this is priceless: