Semi-related:

“the women of Tampa Bay”

What other team has self-destructed so quickly after receiving a new 500 gillion-space-dollar new stadium?

In all honesty, the Patriots most definitely deflated their balls to gain competitive advantage for Brady, as do all NFL QBs with tiny baby hands.

Blow the auto-pilot?

Who are “the quiet people”?

AP is whispering: “Snitches end up in stitches.”

Am I naive to be mildly surprised that the Cowboys put this out on their official twitter?

I did that in college once. Tried to crawl out under the stall and my ass got stuck, was so drunk I decided to sleep, aka I passed out. I was found in the morning by an RA.

When I think about JPP’s hand, this is the only image that keeps coming to mind.

For a split second I thought this was Ray Liotta and Peter Weller

I saw Kids on a date when I was 16 in NYC.

That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I grew up Branch Davidian.

This video is like the tape in the Ring, except it doesn’t wait 7 days to kill you.

If she’s 12, then yes. I am not a lawyer.

Read a psychologist’s white paper a while back that dealt exclusively with parricide, and the leading cause was covering up financial crimes/failures. It certainly fits a pattern.

I agree actually - one of my favorite quotes and I’m paraphrasing but Anthony Hopkins was asked why he did so many bad films and he said: “I’m a professional fucking actor. I’m paid to be in movies. So fuck off.”

I was seriously about to do the same damn thing. +1

You’re Jake Gyllenhaal, aren’t you?

I’m gonna peep that shit for sure. Love the Gilroys