Ass eaters, unite!

How is it obscene to eat donkeys?

For all the “IANAL” responses, here is what the supreme court says on obscenity laws. Note, there are federal obscenity laws, only state/local ones:

That’s how I got my first wife. 

I mean, swapping a 2000 Accord’s engine for another stock 2000 Accord engine would be pretty mechanically straightforward, and you can probably get one of those motors from a junkyard for the lint in your pocket.

Wow, who has a car that has nearly 400k miles and decides replacing the engine makes good sense, let alone again at 700k? At either of those decision points the cost to replace the motor has got to be far more then the car is worth. I mean kudos for the effort, but you might want to check your math.

So trains are restored and have chem-trail producers installed?

The s65 motor is incredible. It’s a misconception that it was some big heavy unit - it’s actually lighter than the s54 from the e46. When revved, the intake noise is positively exotic — and it loves to rev.

“So let me get this straight: If I become a priest, I have to be celibate and can’t get married, but I get unsupervised access to children of any age I like?”

Why not both!

Yes.

See, you didn’t have your pouch.

“Someone has got to come up with a solution.”

“Your honor, the suspect was reaching for what could have been the world’s tiniest gun in this pouch! My life was in danger, and I had to shoot him!”

“I observed the suspect reaching for a gun in his ... car’s air vent? Yeah, that’s it, it was in his air vent.”

The idle is definitely not the flywheel. I have a lightweight one in my 95 M3.

I’ll try to explain it for you in simple terms:

I’ve worked 3 month stretches of 7 12s and never once murdered anyone.

You missed step one:

Remember kids to stay up 24 hours before committing murder, after all, “being sleep deprived” is now apparently an acceptable defense for criminal activity