I have at least 2 clients a week that I have to explain how common this really is. “But UpUpAndAHey!, it’s a brand new vehicle!”  Sir, I cannot go against Mother Nature.

COTD 

Well, he did almost write her off...

If you use your spouse to make content, are they tax deductible?

Looks like Ricciardo left the wings at Red Bull.

I always find it funny that conspiracy idiots, be it flat-Earthers or Moon-hoaxers question the shit out of these things, yet reject any piece of information that isn’t from their equally retarded circlejerk(most of that said “information” just contributes more to their idiocy). Then again, I’m not even surprised.

Well shit, we better send Paul Revere to alert the Moon-people that the British are coming.

“No it wasn’t us that colonized all those places, just the English.”

Every British English person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

I love black twitter 😍

If we’re going to share names, share every terrorist’s name. Don’t pick and choose based on this or that demographic fact. A terroristic act is a terroristic act. They are all pretty much based on political hatred of one type or another. Whether it’s Fascists killing muslim immigrants, fanatic brothers bombing runners…

Thoughts and prayers aren’t going to do anything to fix this problem. You are missing the point, you dolt.

Kelvin arent degrees.

This. Also there is this silly rule that while Kelvin are degrees they aren't called that. 15 degree Centigrade, but 15 Kelvin.

The 488, sure, but the 458 has one of the ugliest faces of any modern car. Those axe wounds in its eyes? The amorphous grille with those silly mustache fins?  Ew.

In fact we should hope that it’s K and not F. Author needs to revisit his high school science. 

Quick little side note:

I mean, what else is there to do?

Do people in Texas just hang out near the highway recording in case something happens?