Lol, so edgy. đđđ
Lol, so edgy. đđđ
Who gives af? If this went down as written here, she's an abusive asshole who should be fired & permanently banned from ever working for an airline/port again. Telling him to get wrecked like she did? Good for her. Getting him thrown off the plane? Hello no, take that psycho's authority away immediately.Â
You should go slap the fuck out of your terrible parents for denying you LipSmackers as a child, resulting in your becoming a joyless, bitter, curmudgeon hellbent on ruining other people's good time.Â
Chips.Â
The problem is you seem to be trapped in timewarp. Where you think people are generally as stupid & helpless as you, meaning they canât function correctly, & are incapable of googling. Nothing is âobscureâ anymore. đ No one is going to see cauliflower rice & go home to consult their dictionary. Lol. Theyâre gonna askâŚ
So youâre self conscious about stuffing your face faster than everyone else at the table, & the waitress taking your plate while everyone else is still eating; resulting in you feeling like a gross, fat, beast compared to everyone else. . . which you are self conscious about. Lol. #cool
See how fucking stupid you are? âIf you call a cauliflower product a word that can either refer to another product OR a method of preparation, it hurts my little brain & IS EXACTLY THE SAME as mislabeling lemon curd as orange marmalade.â Riced cauliflower is cauliflower rice, oranges is not lemons. English isnât evenâŚ
I mean, itâs bizarre you seem to want to be told how stupid you are. But whatever floats your boat. (I'll just wait for your response about how you don't have a boat, just a bowl of rice & cauliflower, instead of cauliflower rice.)Â
Itâs like you somehow believe repeating that you are a moron who cannot process simple information, is going to result in others thinking that you arenât a moron who cannot process simple information. If you canât figure out what cauliflower rice is, youâre a fucking idiot. Thatâs it. Please go get a vasectomy/tubalâŚ
No, I wouldnât be upset about any of your dumbass examples because Iâm not an illiterate idiot. Lol. Common sense, logic, & basic cognitive reasoning based on context would result in my knowing exactly what Iâm ordering. Stop projecting. Just because youâre too stupid to know what foods are what, doesnât mean everyoneâŚ
Probably. Thereâs memes on Twitter & Reddit for years now. Where there will be a photo of a big mac or whatever with a perfect bite taken out, wrapper & all, and some joke text about âeating the shellâ.Â
Did you come to Earth as refugee because you were kicked off of your planet, due to even your own literal-minded species finding you to be insufferable?
Why are you shouting? Lol, see youâre defensive about being a slow eater, & a lazy slob (whoâs too precious to clear his plate when heâs done). Get off your insecure high horse, sweetie. Iâm not sure what obsolete Miss Manners etiquette youâre screeching like a pterodactyl about, but your little life experience isnâtâŚ
Lol. Itâs talking to that meme of that alien, is it from Guardians of the Galaxy? Where it takes everything literally & explaining human language & common sense is just a useless endeavor.  Â
Lol. I didnât read your essay. But like, sweetheart, Iâm sorry your parents & every teacher you ever had completed failed to help you develop basic logic & reasoning skills, & youâre worried about others in the same boat (youâre not actually on a boat with them, sorry if I confused you). I get you want the world toâŚ
If you order lemon chicken & are expecting chicken carved into a lemon shape, that would be just as stupid as expecting cauliflower rice to be actual rice with cauliflower, rather than cauliflower put through a ricer. I see someone, who is smarter than you, is trying to explain that comprehending the concept ofâŚ
He was busy working while his wife was scheming?Â
Iâm not even her follower, but you & everyone else need to stop being dramatic & petty. You sound bitter youâre not rich & spoiled. Which is just as bad of a look as being rich & spoiled. Lol. She was missing some commas, which is how items are required to be listed. So she needed: make-up, setting spray, lipstick,âŚ
OJ seems really angry, as she should be. I wouldnât be surprised if, true or not, she argued that her mother wanted her to just look generally more âactiveâ & âathleticâ & âwell roundedâ & other words other people use when trying to get into college. But didnât didnât disclose the rowing scam. Or lie that her motherâŚ
She really should just throw them under the bus. âI told them I didnât even want to go to that stupid school. No I didnât fill out an application, why would I do that? My mother lied & told us the fitness photos were for an infomercial. She just told me Iâd been accepted & was going, idek wtf she did, but theyâŚ