It’s important to note that Contreras-Sweet does not want to retain Bob Weinstein under her proposal.
I am adding it to my list of life goals to be a Surprise Woman.
Read this headline as David Attenborough. “A group of male executives is milling around the fallen Weinstein Co. But, what’s this? In the underbrush, a surprise woman has found the kill.”
Hey! Hey 1st Amendment defenders! Here is a literal—and I know that word is used incorrectly far too often—but an honest-to-God LITERAL example of 1st Amendment rights being threatened.
The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.
Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!
I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.
Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOTE WRITING - SKILL LEVEL 100
Maybe she should have gone with ‘Drink more Ovaltine’ instead.
Joey from Friends.
Mario?
Chief Wiggum is a fat incompetent White American on a show dominated by White Americans of every bloody sort.
For those complaining that “The Simpsons mock everyone” and therefore it’s ok here’s the thing; on the show most of those “mockings” are either one of many of that sort of character or they’re a parody of a cultural reference.
Translation; “this doesn’t affect me personally so I don’t care.”
You might care about sheldon if everyone you met during the day assumed you were him and treated you like they’d treat him, though
For all the folks in the comments getting angry about the Indian guy being critical of the fictional Indian character and that he should “just get over it.”
You can mention the positives you think Apu represents without calling this “total bullshit.”