How on earth does this dumpster fire of a situation somehow continue to get worse with each passing day? Every time I think this couldn’t possibly get any worse, Bethesda finds a way to shatter my expectations.

You mean FREE asbestos and broken glass?

“I can’t believe this game (and now its support) is such a mess that I’ve had to write three stories about a plastic bag.”

All the canvassing for the midterm elections really depleted our reserves. 

Good thing the world canvas shortage is finally over...  *whew!!  

More red flags there than a May Day parade. 

Yeah, a creepy guy in my college dorm had a giant print of this above his bed.  And he was bitter that no young women wanted to date him.  

I’m fine with people using “vagina” as shorthand most of the time. Unless going into important details or in clinical or scientific speak. I personally don’t think it’s too problematic.

How about the principle of parking correctly and not getting tickets in the first place?

“I didn’t let a single one off easy either, I don’t take kindly to idiots who are wrong spouting their mouth. Cop or not.”

“This is Wiggum reporting a 318 - waking a police officer.”

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I mean, I think it’s the “joke” now that you’ve been called out on it.

I found this headline to be much more trashy and manipulative than a typical Jezebel headline, and was sincerely surprised. Titles like this are why I refuse to read BuzzFeed. So far all my comments have been approved, so if this one isn’t at least we know why.

We do have people in place to tell Trump that the Astrodome is the biggest and best stadium in Texas, right?

Many would say that it was disrespectful to wear a floor length sequined dress to a funeral, but this was Aretha’s funeral and I think she would like for everyone to wear what makes them feel fabulous.  

There’s nothing disrespectful about seeing a woman’s arms or legs in a black dress. This isn’t 1950 and Aretha herself worked in an industry where women wear just about anything. The queen of soul herself had no problem wearing cleavage-baring gowns. #Respect

Come on, telling someone their name sounds like a menu item is NEVER acceptable; specifying “a Taco Bell menu item” is racist af whether you’re referring to someone who is latinx or not.

Um...Ariana is not Hispanic so...

That’s too much screen.